Proper punctuation and grammar is the difference between 'helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse'

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 09/25/2019 at 14:59 • Filed to: None

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slow news oppo day.

MonkeePuzzle > MonkeePuzzle 09/25/2019 at 15:05

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people say things, like this ad, in the features section:

E asy to park anywhere if you find parking.

I do like parking, I should buy this car!

also, Zack Gillsajjsankis drives one in his new feature length version of his popular “Between Two Ferns”, so that’s a “ Swiss f lag”

https://denver.craigslist.org/ctd/d/vw-passat-v6-30v-6-cylinder-5-speed/6981330407.html

Sovande > MonkeePuzzle 09/25/2019 at 15:08

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Throw momma down the stairs, her hat. 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MonkeePuzzle 09/25/2019 at 15:19

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I remember a letter to the editor in Car & Driver from an issue in 1996 , which was so demented it was a work of art. It was a reinterpretation of a review they’d done including innuendos on grabbing the knob, etc. etc. and wrapping up with claiming that their issues with the seat fitting had to do with something involving “expecting low balls”.

Ash78, voting early and often > MonkeePuzzle 09/25/2019 at 15:40

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Ooh, a B5 V6 wagon with 5MT. That’s pretty damn rare. I had the sedan. Really fun with aftermarket suspension.

Ash78, voting early and often > MonkeePuzzle 09/25/2019 at 15:41

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Bill Cosby wrote a book with no commas called Come On People

I’ll just leave that there.

MonkeePuzzle > Ash78, voting early and often 09/25/2019 at 15:42

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it was also cloth interiored, which I prefer, and appeared to be fairly rare in the v6 variety.

apparently someone else thought it was cool too, gone moments later from the list of  craig

MonkeePuzzle > Ash78, voting early and often 09/25/2019 at 15:47

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hmm, appears at least one version someone sparked to the issue of comma-less-ness

but certainly not all editions

Ash78, voting early and often > MonkeePuzzle 09/25/2019 at 15:51

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Wow, thanks for the research. That always bugged me. I guess an editor finally said something...

MonkeePuzzle > Ash78, voting early and often 09/25/2019 at 15:51

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the ad was deleted, but apparently just so it could be relisted. but now I don’t care, I searched some more and found this custom 6speed v6 AWD passat wagon!

VW Passat Wagon with 2.8 liter V6 engine and 4Motion AWD that has been professionally converted to 6 speed manual transmission using the 01E 6 speed Quattro manual gearbox from an Audi A6 2.7T

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/caney-2003-volkswagen-passat-wagon-6/6971874365.html

now, if buy the custom 6 speed one and this salvage one for its cloth interior...

https://denver.craigslist.org/ctd/d/englewood-vw-passat-lowered-price-gls/6978494586.html

ok, NOW we’re talkin’!
hmm... not loving the green of the body though.

ok, buy the custom 6spd awd v6... transfer ALL the driveline into the salvage dark blue wagon!
yes!

MonkeePuzzle > Ash78, voting early and often 09/25/2019 at 15:52

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E ditor: “now Bill, I’m concerned that the lack of punctuation could lead to some people thinking you literally mean to ejaculate on people”
Cosby: *Cosby wheezy laugh*

BigBlock440 > MonkeePuzzle 09/25/2019 at 16:09

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That cover with the white splotches, that’s, uh....